Ebbing and Flowing and Cooking and Not Cooking

Here's a recipe for you that essentially describes my will to cook ever since Easter.

• Buy a packet of tortellini from the grocery store (or two packets if you live with a Lars).
• Boil water
• Put tortellini in the water until done
• Serve with sauce from a jar that you microwave because you're too lazy to even heat it up in a sauce pan.
• Sometimes cut up cucumbers to eat as your "vegetable accompanient" but mainly just consider the tomato sauce as your vegetable serving.
• Cry for your to-be-borned child's already pitiful nutritional existence.
• Eat some frozen yogurt and be a little happier.

Wash, rinse, repeat.